I've been watching reruns of Duck Dynasty (on A&E), one of my favorite new shows. Some people can't understand why I like it so much. I tell them that every 30 seconds they say something that you could put on a t-shirt and sell, and I guess that's my new criteria for a great show. Anyway, don't take my word for it. Just check out these few quotes I found online, plus some I managed to write down while watching (with a touch of paraphrasing due to having misplaced my short term memory):
When I was in the military and we played basketball, we played barefoot on gravel. We didn't even have a ball. Try trying to steal a ball that's not there. Ridiculous!
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones, and a woodpecker; I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either of them.
She may be an ugly woman but if she cooks squirrel and dumplins, that's the woman you go after.
The holy grail of duck calls... when you blow it it will literally fall out of the sky.
You're not a proper woman unless you own a goat or two.
When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly.
There's nothing worse than waking up and realizing you're in your brother's urine.
Willie is as wound up as a coon dog trying to pass a peach seed.
There's a thin line between insanity and coping with your daughter dating.
That's all I'll share for now. But I enjoy the show so much I've shopped for duck calls. I guess just so I can say I have one. But I didn't actually buy one so instead I just tell people I've shopped for one.
